Wake Up Amerika- F*#k Yeah!

I wanted to share an email forward that I received this morning. It pissed me off so I had to respond. I've included the sender's email address in the message. I implore you to reply to her! See my response after Ilene's "patriotic" ( and completely ignorant) message.

-----Original Message-----
From: Ilene Langham slorydr@embarqmail.com
To: Barbara Scalzo Bscalzo@embarqmail.com; CS
owen48@sbcglobal.net; Deb & Bob Schutte
debschutte@gmail.com; Karol Moore KMoore7570@aol.com;
Leona Curtis leonacurtis@gmail.com; Linda & Ron Moore
Lindr86@aol.com; Mary Cluett marycluett@aol.com; Mary
Jo and Bill Loder billjoloder@comcast.net; mvrfla@comcast.net;
Pat Harrington patharring@comcast.net
Sent: Sun, Jul 11, 2010 9:39 pm
Subject: A Map of My Country


A Map of My Country.....


From A Texan;

My great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Civil War, my
father watched as his friends died in WW I and WW II, and I watched as
my friends died in Vietnam. None of them died for the Mexican Flag.
Everyone died for the U.S. flag. Just this week, here in Texas, a
student raised a Mexican flag on a school flag pole; another student
took it down. Guess who was expelled...the kid who took it down. Kids
in high school in California were sent home this week on Cinco de Mayo
because they wore T-shirts with the American flag printed on them.
Enough is enough. The below e-mail message needs to be viewed by every
American; and every American needs to stand up for America. We've bent
over to appease the America-haters long enough. I'm taking a stand.
I'm standing up because the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in
wars for this country, and for the U.S. flag can't stand up. If you
agree, stand up with me. If you disagree, please let me know. I will
gladly remove you from my e-mail list. And shame on anyone who tries
to make this a racist message.


A Map Of My Country:

Let me make this perfectly clear!


THIS IS MY COUNTRY!

And, because I make This statement DOES NOT

Mean I'm against immigration!!!

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY!

Welcome! To come through legally:

1. Get a sponsor!

2. Get a place to lay your head!

3. Get a job!

4. Live By OUR Rules!

5. Pay YOUR Taxes!

And

6. Learn the LANGUAGE like immigrants have in the past!!!

AND

7. Please don't demand that we hand over our lifetime savings of Social Security Funds to you.
please forward this even if you are afraid of offending someone.

When will AMERICANS STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS??? We've gone so far the other way... bent over backwards not to offend anyone. But it seems no one cares about the AMERICAN CITIZEN that's being offended! WAKE UP America !!!

If You agree.... Pass this on.

If You don't agree.. Delete It!!!


Greglocklear@mac.com's response:

What surprises me most about so many educated, so-called patriotic "citizens" in this country is their dedicated display of complete ignorance and hate. Receiving this email this morning absolutely infuriated me. I MUST respond to this paranoid, racist and ANTI-AMERICAN moron.

Ilene (and anybody who forwards this message), you must realize that you are sensationalizing an issue that is far more complicated than a flag which, by the way, is a symbol, a thing, a piece of cloth, and not a person. I find it hard to believe that the kids who were wearing American flags were simply sent home for that reason. Were they being hateful toward other students who were celebrating Cinqo de Mayo? Do you know the context around these events personally? You write as if there is a conspiracy at hand. Did you also support McCarthyism and blacklisting?

Let me also remind you of one basic fact: "America" is 234 years old. The real American "citizens" who have been here for thousands of years and spoke many different languages, NOT the Queen's English, are now practically extinct. We wiped them out with disease, guns, greed, hate. They are confined to reservations--many are living in complete poverty without even the basic resources given to every other citizen.

I'd also like to remind you that all of your fathers, sons, granddaddies and great-grandaddies who fought in the great wars probably enjoyed the cheap labors of illegal immigrants. Did they and do you buy food from some of these corporate farms? McDonalds, Hormel, Tyson, Purdue? I don't because, among other things, they treat their cheap labor, i.e., illegal workers, like animals. Did you stand-up to the Mexican busboy who was working hard for tips to buy medicine for his dying grandmother and to feed his family in Mexico? He's undocumented because of the complete bureaucratic mess that is the INS. I personally worked alongside this man who should be recognized as a hero, not a blight. I agree that immigration reform needs to happen. But please be responsible about the message you send out. We're not "giving away our rights," for example. What rights have you actually given away?

This reminds me of the parable of the burning church. "Which is more important, Christ asked, the building or the people inside?"

O, Superman

This morning I woke from a lucid dream--an environmentalist's nightmare, actually. It's midnight on the Gulf of Mexico. An oil slick spreads through the gulf's waters like some Dickian alien organism. Thousands of people gather to assist clean-up of an ocean of animals seeking sanctuary. Gobs of sticky black goo render the effort nearly impossible. To make matters worse, the beach resorts will not give priority to rescue trucks over cabbies who block access to wait for fares. Revelations couldn't have described a dystopian scene more apocalyptic and grotesque.

The disaster remains a sensitive topic not only for the pundits and talking-heads but more importantly for the people who are directly affected in the region--residents, business owners, fishermen, environmentalists, everybody. Unfortunately some of these folks have turned a natural, national tragedy into political ammunition against Barack Obama. Now, I'm not an Obama cultist. I wish the president would take a harder line against Wall Street and corporate greed. I wish he would come out of the closet to overturn and reform many of this country's xenophobic policies. (Doesn't the phrase "Liberty and Equality for All" appear on some, like, really important historical document or something?) I wish he would focus less on safe bipartisan rhetoric to keep paranoid Republicans secure. Really, I wish he would just blast most of the ignorant assholes in this country with supersonic radiation that causes their brain matter to melt through their ears. But that's not going to happen and you know why? Because he's not Superman.

(A disclaimer here: I don't believe that ALL Republicans are paranoid assholes. Just most.)

In the case of the Gulf Disaster, I believe response-to-date has been largely ineffective. We can see this on live feed. We've been hearing that this is "Obama's Katrina," that Obama has somehow inherited responsibility for the spill. (Read Josh Sternberg's insightful article at The Huffington Post. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/josh-sternberg/should-government-be-resp_b_592093.html) Do I believe the president is taking it easy? No. Do I think BP is taking it easy? Maybe. They have a bottom-line, afterall. So who's the real culprit here? Government deregulation? (Thanks, Richard Nixon! Thanks, GOP!) Offshore drilling operations? Or maybe it's the billions of people who drive cars, use public transportation, fly planes, etc. The most important question after we stop this thing, of course, is how can we prevent this from happening again?

Why are fatalistic Americans so focused on response rather than prevention? Disasters, terrorism, health. Let me remind everybody that a few years ago a portion of the eastern seaboard's electrical grid shut down, for one night New York City went dark. The great fortress that is America is not nearly as strong, from an infrastructural standpoint, as we would like to think. Why? Because we don't pay our taxes. Instead we accept income tax refunds like welfare checks. (http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/04/15/hodge.non.taxpayers/index.html)

We are ALL guilty. We broke it, so we bought it. If Superman were here today he would scold us all for being so irresponsible. Then he would just fix everything and save the day of course.

Life After G.L.O.W.

When I was twelve years old, my father, in one of his more subtle attempts to force me into "boyhood," convinced me to play baseball. “Lump, you’re trying out for little league,” his hands firm at ten and two. Saturday mornings were usually spent in the company of my sister Jes and the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling. Jes and I would turn our usual sibling rivalries into extraordinary death matches pitting the Farmer’s Daughter against Debbie Debutante—yes, I actually hit my sister. Hard sometimes. Instead my father and I spent the next few weekends practicing, playing catch and shopping for a left-handed glove and a bat. I believe these items still remain in perfect condition in a box in his attic--I couldn’t wait to get back in front of the television.

At tryouts my father watched me as if he were watching an amputee trying to tie his shoe. A spark of hope soon dissolved into pity and mild disgust. I didn’t hit or catch a ball that day but, as one parent put it so justly, “At least he can run.” Yes, I was grateful for that. The next weekend my father told me an informer had written to the Aston-Middletown Athletics Association heralding our bureaucratic indiscretion: My legal residence was with my mother in another township so I couldn’t play. In other words, Son, you were horrible and I’m going to spare you the embarrassment of telling you with this well-constructed and, if I do say so myself, believable lie. I decided the only way to process these kinds of failures was to write about them.

Writing has since remained a process of survival. I cannot imagine coping via any other medium. Beyond the therapeutic aspects of word-purging, I have come to define and value myself in the construction of fictional worlds and characters, building meaning within vacuums and, essentially, living my common fantasies, idiosynchratic notions and subliminal insecurities. Perhaps I’m finally seeking my father’s approval: Hey, dad, I might suck at baseball, but at least I can write about it!

Some fears...

Losing friends and family to death, to time, to circumstance, to pride
Losing love
Abandonment
"Forever"
The Ordinary
Falling
Murder with the lights on
Parasites
Cars
Loss of control (See "Falling" and "Cars")
Judgment

What are you afraid of?

Today, My Dog Ate My Vampire Spec

Christ, I really wish he would just eat the damn thing! But there it is. Stacked. Half-finished. Derivative. Five years too late. Why is the vampire story a rite of passage for writers? What is it about this metaphor that forces so many to write themselves into shallow graves? What is it about this vampire story that is literally sucking the life out of me?

In a genre that’s a minefield of clichés and worn-out “rules,” what story is left to tell? How do I bring fresh blood to the old heme-bag? (Originally I wanted to title this blog entry “The Top Ten Reasons I Shouldn’t Write A Story About Vampires” or "How Twilight Ruined Vampire Movies Forever.") What’s my motivation? What’s my Monster’s motivation? More importantly, why do I even like vampires in the first place?! I feel absolutely drained and at the same time I’m possessed. I need to tell a story about vampires. I’ve tried to place it gently aside, shut it in a drawer somewhere, ignore the countless files and drafts and scribbled notes.

But just when I’ve managed to distract myself, to start work on another more promising—and original—story, I’m gripped. The premise seems so perfect: A Coming-of-Age, Fish Out-of-Water, Rags to Riches story about a character who must Overcome a Monster, a Vampire. It’s fresh! It’s alive! It’s…been Done to Death. And this is always the nail in the coffin. The Monster. What does the Monster want? Blood? Body count? These days, it’s not as easy as, say, What would happen if a vampire moved next door to you? (Thanks, Tom Holland.) Like us, monsters, especially vampires, have desires. They want families and companionship (Lost Boys, Let Me In). They want to be loved, to be left alone or both (Twilight). They want to enact complicated plots for world domination (Blade, Buffy).

Are vampires actually the victims here? Aren't they as bored and tired of all the rules, the Dos and Don’ts of being undead? I think ultimately vampires just want to get along, to be understood for the over-exposed, demystified creatures they really are. We know them a little too well and they are, perhaps, the worse for wear. Maybe we are the real monsters.

Like So Many Houseplants

I’ve been thinking and feeling my way through so much inherited emotional bullshit lately. How finding pornography at such a young age has completely warped my notion of sex. How adolescent retreats to clandestine fist-humping helped me to escape intimacy and deal with the isolation I felt. Why playing catch with my father as a six year-old boy always ended with him telling me I throw like a girl. (He now coaches my thirteen year-old sister’s softball team. He also fully embraces me as a gay man.) How the only thing I wanted, ever, through all of this, was pure and unconditional love. Thankfully I’ve managed to survive my thirtysomething resentment with only a few scrapes and bruises.

But back to the actual act of contemplation: Why do we buy so easily into the grand myth of “true love”? Why is it the fabric for almost every story, the hope of every human being on the planet? True love is a mountain. It’s an ocean—of water, of time. It’s an abyss. Why the drama, people?! Is this message irresponsible? I believe everybody is entitled to true, unconditional love- I buy this part. I’m all-in. But my experiences have taught me that love does not come like the intense rush of a flood but, rather, like a (re)gifted houseplant, one that’s sort of wilting and yellow around the edges. It takes a certain giftee to look closer, to recognize the plant’s strong roots; to decipher its pleas for a larger container and a little more exposure; to fully recognize its willingness to thrive despite its environmental limitations and its dependence on another to give it more tenderness, more attention, more light, than its previous owner. It is a decision to accept and to care for something that possesses an extraordinary potential for beauty. It’s an opportunity to restore life. This is not unlike the unfurling of true love. And all in its presence feel immediately at home.

Acknowledgment

This is not a journal: it is a book of lies. It is not about “me” because “I” do not exist: I am a lie like countless others about whom “you” will read.** Accordingly, I hereby represent and warrant that all names, places, situations, orientations, theories, philosophies and opinions contained herein are contrived, baseless and completely irrelevant.

**Notice, dear reader, I put “you” in quotation marks, as you do not exist: you are, like me, a lie, a shade in my imaginary imagination.